An angry mom hit her lazy son with a meat cleaver
There was nothing else available within easy reach.
OCALA – Brenda Hecht said she’s tired of her son’s behavior. She said her 18-year-old son, Chamborg Hecht, hasn’t worked for four months and sleeps all day. And when she goes to work at night, she said he plays video games until she returns home.
For the sexy babes the brain takes the back seat
The brainy ones are not fun in the bed ,rain or heat
Finally we sacrifice gray matter and settle for the meat.
“BRAINY babes find it harder to have an orgasm – because they are too busy thinking, a study claims.
The German survey found that the more educated a woman was, the less likely it was that she would be satisfied by sex.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1090275.ece
Beer lover Bill Bramanti loves Pabst Blue Ribbon permanently
Beer thou art and unto beer shalt thou return,saith he biblically
He made a custom made beer can casket for his final journey.
“SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) – Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he’s got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.”
Vinny mobster is very gorgeous, but inside the prison Vinny who ?
These days Vinny the poo practices his sharp-shooting in prison loo
Vinny is now a great scholar ,both pulchritudinous and platitudinous
He tells his son do’s and don’t s and has hobbies truly multitudinous.
NEW YORK (AP) – He’s known as Vinny Gorgeous, but convicted mob boss Vincent Basciano might want to trade up to Vinny Photogenic or Vinny Pulchritudinous.
The Lacross team liked to invite this lovely lass for the school prom
For the invite they have used their bared bottom instead of a C.D.Rom.
“ANN ARBOR, Mich.—Thirteen members of a high school lacrosse team have been disciplined for baring their bottoms on which was written a prom invitation from one player to a girl.”
The lawyer suggested to the judge just a simple jack off procedure
His defense was strong but it was the Jack which landed him in Jail.
“AUSTIN, Texas (AP) – A flick of the wrist has landed an Austin lawyer in jail for contempt of court. A judge sentenced defense attorney Adam Reposa to 90 days in jail on Tuesday for making a lewd gesture and simulating masturbation while standing before a County Court-at-Law judge in March.”
This farmer from Germany had picked up his pretty bride on the net
On his first night she was actually a whiskered man in her pants.
“A German farmer who married a woman he met on the internet has asked for the marriage to be annulled after finding out ’she’ was a he.”
In Tampa they booked a man for whacking a horse in its arse
It is no surprise the whacking happened in Ybor at unearthly hours
You have to believe the story as it came straight from the horse’s arse.
TAMPA – Police arrested a Lakeland man early this morning on charges that he punched a police horse in the rear end.
It should be no surprise the incident occurred about 3:15 a.m. in Ybor City.
The Tampa Police Department report said the officer and horse were clearing the street and sidewalks in the 19th Street area of Seventh Avenue.Carl Coward, 24, of 111 Hodges Road, Lakeland, balled his fist and punched the horse in the right rear hip area, the report states.Coward was charged with battery of a law enforcement animal and is being held at the Orient Road Jail on $500 bond, jail records show.The report does not indicate whether the horse suffered any serious injury.”
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/apr/06/man-jailed-after-punching-police
There was a young man from Lynn whose tool was the size of a pin
In view of this size , ogling naked babes should not be a big sin
But when the tax bill came he really needed a big tonic and gin.
“COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — It could cost more to see naked babes in South Carolina. At least that’s what one state senator wants in the Palmetto State.
Greenville Republican Mike Fair wants to impose 20 percent sin tax on magazines like Playboy and Hustler. “
http://www.ksdk.com/news/watercooler/hot_topics_article.aspx?storyid=143376
He felt sad and forlorn,watching all alone the porn
He actually liked all of you to feel equally love-lorn
And screened the stuff for all ye,high-born and low-born
“A TECHNICIAN at a French Polynesian television station has been suspended from work after accidentally screening a porn movie he thought he was watching alone”
