When the mood is not right he cheers himself up by setting cars on fire

This man is a stripper by night, when in a sprightly mood
Other times he cheers himself up by setting a few cars on fire.

A male stripper is being investigated as a suspected spy after setting fire to a car “to cheer himself up”.

A penis is not a mere appenage but is a whole state of mind

The surgeon has unjustly severed
His penis which is worth a fortune
A penis is not a mere appendage
But is a whole state of mind,you know.

A court has ordered a surgeon to pay $795,000 in
compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an
operation.
“You don’t have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim does
not have a good state of mind,” said the victim’s lawyer.”

A chronic case of “guestritis”

This honored guest has talked for 30 hours without break
Her friend is sick with chronic “guestritis”,what the heck.

“A desperate German woman finally called emergency services to rescue her after a friend visited her and talked for 30 hours straight, authorities said Tuesday.”