Stealing a thong was not such a wrong thing but stealing a tearaway pants is rather too much

It was not such a wrong thing to steal a thong
But snitching tearaway pants is entirely wrong.

“AUSTRALIAN male strip review The Thunder From Down Under has had to cancel parts of its US tour because they’ve got nothing to wear after their van was stolen.

The strippers were in Annapolis, Maryland, on Friday night when the van went missing.

The van contained thousands of dollars of equipment, costumes and merchandise and the strippers have promised a US$5000 ($5230) reward to whoever can help them get it back.

“They were shocked,” said Bradford Singh, a manager at the Ram’s Head Tavern where the troupe had been performing, told the Annapolis Capital.

“Maybe it was one of the ladies who just wanted a thong.”

Annapolis Police Department officer Hal Dalton spoke with a representative of the group about the missing items, the Annapolis Capital reported.

“It was kind of humorous. She said there were costumes, equipment and the merchandise they sell on tour. But she wondered what anyone would want with tear-away pants,” he said.”

The kids have a good education now

The kids have good education in these modern times
They learn all about boob jobs along with nursery rhymes.

“A plastic surgeon has written a controversial children’s book explaining nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast implants.”
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An Aussie man went for his peaceful roadside leak

An Aussie man went for a peaceful roadside leak
Lurking,alas, was a snake waiting to bite his dick.

A man had a shock in Australia when a deadly snake bit his penis during a roadside toilet break.”
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There was nothing else available within reach

An angry mom hit her lazy son with a meat cleaver
There was nothing else available within easy reach.

OCALA - Brenda Hecht said she’s tired of her son’s behavior. She said her 18-year-old son, Chamborg Hecht, hasn’t worked for four months and sleeps all day. And when she goes to work at night, she said he plays video games until she returns home.