Vinny the mobster is verily the pulchritudinous friendster

Vinny mobster is very gorgeous, but inside the prison Vinny who ?
These days Vinny the poo practices his sharp-shooting in prison loo
Vinny is now a great scholar ,both pulchritudinous and platitudinous
He tells his son do’s and don’t s and has hobbies truly multitudinous.

NEW YORK (AP) - He’s known as Vinny Gorgeous, but convicted mob boss Vincent Basciano might want to trade up to Vinny Photogenic or Vinny Pulchritudinous.

They have used their bared bottom instead of a C.D.Rom

The Lacross team liked to invite this lovely lass for the school prom
For the invite they have used their bared bottom instead of a C.D.Rom.

“ANN ARBOR, Mich.—Thirteen members of a high school lacrosse team have been disciplined for baring their bottoms on which was written a prom invitation from one player to a girl.”