The brainy chicks are not much fun in the bed,rain or heat

For the sexy babes the brain takes the back seat
The brainy ones are not fun in the bed ,rain or heat
Finally we sacrifice gray matter and settle for the meat.

“BRAINY babes find it harder to have an orgasm – because they are too busy thinking, a study claims.

The German survey found that the more educated a woman was, the less likely it was that she would be satisfied by sex.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1090275.ece

Beer thou art and unto beer shalt thou return

Beer lover Bill Bramanti loves Pabst Blue Ribbon permanently
Beer thou art and unto beer shalt thou return,saith he biblically
He made a custom made beer can casket for his final journey.

“SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he’s got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.”

Vinny the mobster is verily the pulchritudinous friendster

Vinny mobster is very gorgeous, but inside the prison Vinny who ?
These days Vinny the poo practices his sharp-shooting in prison loo
Vinny is now a great scholar ,both pulchritudinous and platitudinous
He tells his son do’s and don’t s and has hobbies truly multitudinous.

NEW YORK (AP) - He’s known as Vinny Gorgeous, but convicted mob boss Vincent Basciano might want to trade up to Vinny Photogenic or Vinny Pulchritudinous.

They have used their bared bottom instead of a C.D.Rom

The Lacross team liked to invite this lovely lass for the school prom
For the invite they have used their bared bottom instead of a C.D.Rom.

“ANN ARBOR, Mich.—Thirteen members of a high school lacrosse team have been disciplined for baring their bottoms on which was written a prom invitation from one player to a girl.”