Jack landed him in Jail

The lawyer suggested to the judge just a simple jack off procedure
His defense was strong but it was the Jack which landed him in Jail.

“AUSTIN, Texas (AP) - A flick of the wrist has landed an Austin lawyer in jail for contempt of court. A judge sentenced defense attorney Adam Reposa to 90 days in jail on Tuesday for making a lewd gesture and simulating masturbation while standing before a County Court-at-Law judge in March.”

Judge sentences lawyer to 90 days for lewd gesture

The brides you meet on the internet are actually grooms

This farmer from Germany had picked up his pretty bride on the net
On his first night she was actually a whiskered man in her pants.

“A German farmer who married a woman he met on the internet has asked for the marriage to be annulled after finding out ’she’ was a he.”

Ananova - Lonely farmer’s wedding night letdown