You have to believe the story as it came straight from the horse’s arse

In Tampa they booked a man for whacking a horse in its arse
It is no surprise the whacking happened in Ybor at unearthly hours
You have to believe the story as it came straight from the horse’s arse.

TAMPA – Police arrested a Lakeland man early this morning on charges that he punched a police horse in the rear end.
It should be no surprise the incident occurred about 3:15 a.m. in Ybor City.
The Tampa Police Department report said the officer and horse were clearing the street and sidewalks in the 19th Street area of Seventh Avenue.Carl Coward, 24, of 111 Hodges Road, Lakeland, balled his fist and punched the horse in the right rear hip area, the report states.Coward was charged with battery of a law enforcement animal and is being held at the Orient Road Jail on $500 bond, jail records show.The report does not indicate whether the horse suffered any serious injury.”

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/apr/06/man-jailed-after-punching-police