When the tax bill came ,he really needed a big tonic and gin

There was a young man from Lynn whose tool was the size of a pin
In view of this size , ogling naked babes should not be a big sin
But when the tax bill came he really needed a big tonic and gin.

“COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — It could cost more to see naked babes in South Carolina. At least that’s what one state senator wants in the Palmetto State.

Greenville Republican Mike Fair wants to impose 20 percent sin tax on magazines like Playboy and Hustler. “

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