He felt sad and forlorn, watching all alone the porn

He felt sad and forlorn,watching all alone the porn
He actually liked all of you to feel equally love-lorn
And screened the stuff for all ye,high-born and low-born

“A TECHNICIAN at a French Polynesian television station has been suspended from work after accidentally screening a porn movie he thought he was watching alone”

Florida teens believe that mountain dew prevents pregnancy

All through the night we make passionate love under the stars,me and you
Our torrid love affair goes on ,duly protected by the mountain dew,
In the friendly company of the mountain goat and the sheep and the ewe.

ORLANDO, Fla. — A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.”