Spider bites make you sufficiently randy

The Taj in moonlight and a handy viagra may be fine in Agra
But now in Sydney spider bites make you sufficiently randy
On moonlit lights just keep a packet of pretty spiders handy.

Sydney: An Australian man who kidnapped and raped a woman blamed his actions on a spider, local media reported on Thursday.

Philip Spiers pleaded guilty to the kidnap and rape, but told a court that the poison from a funnel-web spider bite had left him with a viral illness which led to his actions.