The commies have no time for thingummies

The next month they will meet ,these commies,
Under the watchful eyes of their mummies
Sexy push-up bras adverts for mammies
Are banned as also similar other thingummies..

“BEIJING (Reuters) – Days after banning “sexually provocative sounds” on television, China has now stopped networks showing “saucy” adverts for push-up bras and figure-hugging underwear ahead of a major Communist Party meeting next month.”