Nearly half of the Shanghai girls had sex with boys they had met, online

46% girls had sex with boys that they had met online
We can’t understand how one becomes pregnant online
Thank goodness ,the balance had sex entirely offline.

Shanghai: Nearly half of pregnant teens in China’s financial centre Shanghai met their partners on the Internet, according to a newspaper report that also spotlighted widespread ignorance about sexual health.

Fully 46 per cent of the more than 20,000 girls who called the city’s pregnancy hot line during the past two years said they had sex with boys they met online, the China Daily said, citing Dr. Zhang Zhengrong of Shanghai’s No. 411 Hospital.”

In such provocative situations one cannot concentrate on our Lord and Master

With naked bodies staring down from the billboard
It is rather difficult to meditate on our master and Lord.

NEW YORK - A bidet company’s advertising plans in Times Square are too cheeky for the pastor of a nearby church.

Rev. Neil Rhodes, pastor of the interdenominational Times Square Church, is asking a state court to block a billboard company from posting huge ads that feature naked buttocks with smiley faces on them. The display is to go up on two sides of the Broadway building that houses Rhodes’ church, its Bible school and day-care center.

“You walk into a church building, you have naked bodies before your eyes, how are you going to close your eyes and seek God?” Rhodes told the New York Post in an article published Sunday.

Bush takes his sweeping job seriously

Bush had proposed sweeping immigration changes
We are not clear why he had to sweep all of them.

“President Bush has proposed sweeping immigration changes, which is pretty amazing when you consider before he became president, Bush thought immigration was the sincerest form of flattery.” –Jay Len

Pissing is fun and the piss-games are so exciting

Pissing is a boring thing, not with this pleasing piss-screen
Train your piss-stream to play exciting games in between
You bet pissing is fun and it will never be the same again.

(”The Challenge

So how to capture the attention of any potential drunk drivers? Well, where do most people go when they’re drunk? (Apart from the bar, that is. Or maybe a kebab.) They go to the toilet. As such, we thought the urinal would be the perfect medium to reach our target audience in a fresh, surprising way.

Our Solution

The Piss-Screen - a pressure-sensitive inlay set within urinals, enabling users to play while they pee. We installed this newfangled creation in male restrooms across Frankfurt, teaming up with a variety of bars, clubs and cafés. The game itself was displayed on a screen above each urinal, and would automatically start as soon as someone began to pee. The player could then control the car whilst relieving himself – if they wanted the car to go right, they simply peed to the right (and visa versa).”)

http://www.piss-screen.de

If you have name with an “i”and smilie without reasoni you can be a beauty queen y

If you are Randi that has the looks of a candy
You then are eye-Candy with a name like Candi
And certainly not a disciple of Mahatma Gandhi.

“Have you thought about the field of competitive beauty pageantry? We have some photos from a “school” in Bolivia that prepares young women for a long and rewarding career of tiara-wearing. If you can smile for no reason whatsoever, and your name ends in an “i” even though it probably shouldn’t - Bambi, Brandi, Randi, Candi, etc. - you may have royal potential. Think about it.”
http://blogs.reuters.com/category/themes/oddly-enough

The spokeswoman declines to say what he was wearing

A not fully clothed man jumped the white house fence
What he was wearing the spokeswoman declines to say
We also decline to say what he was wearing, by the way.

(”WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A 22-year-old man who was “not fully clothed” jumped the north fence into the White House grounds on Sunday and was immediately apprehended, the U.S. Secret Service said.The spokeswoman declined to say what he was wearing.”

We also decline to say what he was wearing.)

Thongs are wrong things

George Little said arousing thongs
Are wrong things in prison visitations
He should know as he is the Commissioner
In charge of the underwear regulations.

“Arousing undergarments such as thong underwear and bust-enhancing “water brassieres” won’t be allowed into state prisons after Aug. 1, when a newly revised set of visitation rules takes effect.

Prisoners “don’t need any help getting turned on” or out of hand, said Correction Commissioner George Little of the underwear regulations.”

Women seem undecided where to look

The last survey stated women looked at men’s crotches
The latest reveals that they actually look at men’s eyes
Please ask them to make up their minds once and for all
Where they actually look ,whether on the eyes or crotches.

According to a survey by internet firm Buy Specs4Less.co.uk , while men’s obsession with women’s busts makes their eyes inadvertently turn towards them before roving to their behind and legs, women are more drawn towards a man’s eyes.

The police strongly disapprove of such practices

Pinching T.V. reporters’ bottoms is not desirable anywhere
The police disapprove of such practices , when live on air.

London: A British man who pinched the bottom of a television presenter live on air has been cautioned, police said on Thursday.

Methinks thongs are wrong things

Thongs may not be wrong outside but not the case in the prison
Visitors should wear longs and not thongs turning inmates on.

“Arousing undergarments such as thong underwear and bust-enhancing “water brassieres” won’t be allowed into state prisons after Aug. 1, when a newly revised set of visitation rules takes effect.

Prisoners “don’t need any help getting turned on” or out of hand, said Correction Commissioner George Little of the underwear regulations.”