There was a cleavage on display on Wednesday afternoon

There was a cleavage on display on Wednesday afternoon
So pronounced was the cleavage in the candidates’ opinion.

“In Washington, where professional women’s style statements are pointedly conservative, Hillary Clinton’s cleavage has suddenly burst into one of the hottest topics of the Democratic presidential race.

The normally very conservative dresser’s slightly low neckline during a July 18 campaign debate on education mostly went unremarked at first, until Washington Post fashion writer Robin Givhan took notice and branded it a “small acknowledgment of sexuality and femininity.”

Auntie Linettie makes the finest panty in Ypsilantie

Auntie Linettie in Ypsilanti makes
The prettiest panty,the Ypsipanty
Our beauteous auntie wears
The finest panty,the Ypsipanty.

PSILANTI, Mich. (AP) — Around here, history lives on with people’s underwear.

Two artists are selling hot pink underwear screen-printed with the word “Ypsipanty” as part of an effort to keep alive the city’s historical place in the underwear business.

Linette Lao and Mark Maynard have sold nearly 200 pair of Ypsipanties

Kicks from their behinds are just a side-issue

The donkeys will happily wear their nappies or tissue
How you will persuade them to wear is the central issue
Painful kicks from their behinds are just a side-issue.

“Donkey owners in a Kenyan town are up in arms after officials ordered their animals to wear nappies.

The local council in Limuru said the measure was needed to keep the town’s streets clean, reports the BBC.

But adverse press coverage and outrage from the town’s residents has led the authority to put its plans on hold.
And water trader Simon Kamau, who uses donkeys to transport water to his clients, added: “The problem is that the donkey can give you a fatal kick. I was once kicked by a donkey and it broke my leg.

Your cleavage is my heavy haulage

Get off my bus, busty lady ,but what is the big bus fuss
Your bust makes my butt miss and I miss the bus.

“A 20-year-old woman was told to get off a bus in southern Germany by the driver because she was too sexy.
The woman, named only as Deborah, told a German national newspaper: “Suddenly he stopped the bus. He opened the door and shouted at me ‘Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can’t concentrate on the traffic. If you don’t sit somewhere else, I’m going to have to throw you off the bus “

Grass cutting in bikinis improves quality by at least 40%

The bikini-clad ladies make a fine job of mowing grass
The mowing improves by 40% when done in bikinis
A recent study finds that grass cut in dress lacks body
Cutting in bikinis spells significant upgrade in quality.

“The women of Tiger Time Lawn Care offer to mow customers’ lawns dressed in bikinis — a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns.Beckman said the extra attention was expected, but she looks on the bright side.

“You get the attention but you also get a tan, which I need,” she said.

Owner Lee Cathey said the bikini service would make mowing the lawn a lot more interesting, although the fee is slightly higher.

One need not have a large brain in that line

This man is a civil servant with a pin-sized brain
One does not need to be well -endowed in that line.

“A man with an unusually tiny brain managed to live an entirely normal life as a civil servant.

Scans of the 44-year-old man’s brain showed a huge fluid-filled chamber took up most of his skull.

French researchers say it left room for little more than a thin sheet of actual brain tissue.

You can now tell somebody to Vafanculo,my dear fellow

Go tell Vaffanculo happily
Says the law-court in Italy
It is now legal to tell Vaffanculo
To any hot-blooded Italian unculo
The risk is purely yours ,dear fellow.

Rome: Vaffanculo! Use of the V-word — as common in Italy as the F-word is in other parts of the world — is no longer a crime following a ruling handed down on Tuesday by Italy’s highest court.

In a decision that had many politer Italians cursing under their breath, the court overturned a 2006 ruling in favour of a deputy mayor whose honour had been deemed offended by a foul-mouthed city councillor.

Article 594 of Italy’s penal code includes such offences under a category of honour crimes which carry fines and even jail time in severe cases. But the high court ruled that the use of Vaffanculo, generally translated as ‘f–k off’, was too common in Italy these days to justify penal action.”

Naked people do not impress her much

This old man in the buff tried to get her to look down there
Naked people do not impress her after all that wear and tear.

“On July 6, a 68-year-old man showed up naked downtown, walking the streets during Gallery Walk, a monthly social event in which people roam downtown, stopping in art galleries and shops. Gallery owner Suzanne Corsano was locking up for the night when she encountered him on a sidewalk.

“Naked people don’t impress me,” said Corsano, 60. “But to be walking down the street like that. I just looked straight at him, and he looked down. He was trying to get me to look down there, but I wouldn’t.””

Spreading pissiculture

We are flushed with pride at these marvelous musical loos
This way we spread toilet culture far and drive away our blues.

(“BEIJING - They’re flush with pride in a southwestern Chinese city where a recently-opened porcelain palace features an Egyptian facade, soothing music and more than 1,000 toilets spread out over 32,290 square feet.

Officials in Chongqing are preparing to submit an application to Guinness World Records to have the free four-story public bathroom listed as the world’s largest, the state-run China Central Television reported Friday.)
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Our marriage is a case of fine arithmetic

I am a father of sweet seven and she a mother of elegant eight
‘Tween the two of us we make a fine fifteen in years of twilight.
With luck we shall round off this number soon to the higher digit.

Ranchi: A much-in-love middle-aged man and a widow in Jharkhand married against the wishes of their adult children, some of whom have shaved their heads in protest. Even the knowledge that the man was committing the illegal act of bigamy could not keep them apart. Jawahar Chaudhary, 45, the father of seven, and Priyanka Devi, 50, the mother of eight, were married last week in Giridih district of Jharkhand. -