The Spanish cows seem to appreciate classical music and have a dim view of rock and jazz

The Spanish cows have eclectic tastes when they go about their lactation
But as cognoscenti they choose Mozart over rock and jazz without hesitation.

“The Chirigota farm on the outskirts of Madrid is using an innovative system to produce the best quality milk possible from its milking cows.

The bovines are treated like VIP’s at this Spanish farm with the help of accessories such as waterbeds, electronic brushes and sprinklers that have turned the complex into a five-star hotel for pampered cows.

However, the biggest influence on milk quality, according to the farm owners, is the use of music. It is not any old music though, but that of the composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. The placid harmonies of the Austrian composer’s concerto for flute and harp in D major is played continually at milking time. The music soothes the nerves of the Friesians.

“It only happens with Mozart and although it was discovered by monks in Brittany, the idea is being used mainly in Israel. We in fact have specialists come over from Israel to explain to us new concepts of production. And it was them that told us to use Mozart,” said Nicolas Sieber, the head of marketing for the milking farm and company.”

http://www.eitb24.com/new/en/B24_49924/life/COW-COMFORT-Do-you-want-to-improve-your-cows

Our company sucks but our rival sucks more

Our company sucks,in the core,
Our programs are such a bore
But there is good news at the door
Our rival company sucks more.

(”NEW YORK –
Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. (SIRI) CEO Mel Karmazin sought to allay shareholder concerns at the company’s annual meeting Thursday, saying he was just as disappointed as other investors in Sirius’ lagging stock price. Compared to rival XM (XMSR), however, he said: “We suck less.”

Karmazin, addressing shareholders at an auditorium in midtown Manhattan, acknowledged that he was “real unhappy” with the company’s stock price, but he stressed that he has not sold a single share of the roughly $20 million of his own money he has invested.

Sirius stock has fallen consistently since early 2006, when it opened the year trading at $6.70, and has been below $3 since early May. On Thursday it edged up 4 cents to $2.90.”)

Fox News via Fark

Personal freshness is a matter of confidence

His pants have been worn for 2 years ,pretty pants we heartily agree
Are you confident about your personal freshness ,we ask hesitatingly.

(”Darwin man wears same trousers for 2.5 years The fashion police have been called in on a Darwin accountant who admits he has worn the same pair of trousers every work day for more than two years.
“Wayne” will not reveal his surname but is proud of wearing the same pants Monday to Friday, only washing them on the weekend.The father of one says he sometimes gets another wear out of them on Saturday”I wear them all week, don’t wash,” he said.

“I do wash them at the end of the week and I sometimes wear them out on a Saturday night when I go to live theatre or wherever it may be.

“But nearly two-and-a-half years I’ve been wearing the same set of trousers.”

Business etiquette specialist Patsy Rowe has told the ABC’s Barry Nichols that Wayne’s case is deeply troubling.

“I’m just a little concerned,” she said.

“This is a personal matter Barry, and I wouldn’t discuss it normally, about odour. One doesn’t like to bring this up but is Wayne confident about his personal freshness?”

http://strange.blosker.com/link/darwin-man-wears-same-trousers-for-2.5-years-11983

That will surely teach him to be more respectful to the mother-in-law

This new son-in-law had his cute ear bitten by the mother-in-law
Know that she bites only what she can chew,especially if it is raw.

(”ROGERS, Ark. (AP) - A woman was charged with second-degree domestic battery after biting off part of her new son-in-law’s ear.

Police say Julie Lynn Jenkins, 42, bit Leland Shawn Charles Knighting’s ear Wednesday night. Officers found Knighting lying in the street, holding the side of his head and bleeding heavily from an ear. Knighting, 20, identified Jenkins as his attacker. “)

Breitbart

These foreign condoms have not been approved by our moms

The international condoms have not been approved by our moms
They are long for our ding-dongs,their use entirely wrong in our homes’

(“Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn’t do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.”)

His serial Clive was surreally Worth so much

This man Clive Worth made love to a thousand women serially
O boy,a Clive like that was Worth so much ,speaking surreally.

(A man who was banned from a lonely hearts website for dating too many women says he’s finally settled down.

Clive Worth, 57, claimed to have slept with more than 1,000 women and admits he was not looking for love when he first began meeting women on the internet.)

Viagra is the best for jetlag cure

From  East to West viagra is the best  for jetlag cure
The other use can be made in all directions , for sure.

(”Viagra could be used to help people flying eastwards recover from jetlag, according to new research.

A
team of Argentine scientists found the drug helped hamsters recover up
to 50% faster from forward shifts in their daily time cycles.

However,
the drug only worked in conjunction with light therapy, and only in one
time direction - the equivalent to flying eastbound.”)

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In the end men have to return to the caves

It costs a lot to keep President Chirac housed, fed,clothed and ‘womanned’
Men ,like the Cro-Magnon people, have to return to the caves in the end.

(President Chirac has been heavily dependent upon his chaffeur and his wife did’nt like it one bit. She finally got rid of him when the Diana news didnt reach Chirac in time and she blamed the chaffeur for it.The President is a glutton and it costs a fortune to keep him housed,clothed ,fed and “woman”ned.Men are like the Cro-Magnon people of prehistoric times; in the end they have to return to the caves, says Chirac.)

The chilly-eater of Delhi

There was a hilly guy in Delhi who ate many a green chilly
The thunder that followed in his belly made him look a bit silly.

(16 years-old Pravin Kumar Sherawat sucks up milk through his nostrils and squirts it through his eyes , 12 feet high ! He is also a holder of the national record for eating 175 green chillies in five minutes sharp.)

In the law-books there is no mention of websites

His Lordship had read all the dog-eared law books in his sophomore years
Never for once had he heard of this web-site thing in his experienced ears.

“A judge trying an internet terror case stunned a court by admitting he did not know what a website was.Judge Peter Openshaw brought a halt to the trial as a witness was being quizzed about an extremist web forum.
Hetold prosecutors at Woolwich Crown Court: “The trouble is I don’t
understand the language. I don’t really understand what a website is.”

Ananova