You are dead without it

Without a click this bleak geek feels like a meek man with no dick
Hey,my dick is missing , he shrieks aloud to the computer mechanic.

(….he told me that having a computer problem is like a man without a dick. I was kind of shocked at the time and didn’t even know how to respond to it. After thinking about it for a while what he said looked so profound. If you can’t use your computer, how could you have cyber-sex or download porn? So the next time you call for computer support, tell the service agent that your dick is missing.”)

http://www.turbanhead.com/weblog/2007/02/05/guest-author-2/