Everything you wanted to know about poop but were afraid to smell

The Scoop on Poop is a stimulating research study

That opens up new vistas,albeit being a tad smelly.

(The Scoop on Poop is a traveling exhibition based on the popular book by Dr. Wayne Lynch. The exhibition leads visitors on an investigation of what poop is and how animals and humans use it. The Scoop on Poop treats the subject with a tactful blend of good science and fun. Visitors are invited to listen in on an animal’s digestive system, learn the language of poop in countries around the world, examine fecal samples in a veterinarian’s lab, compete in dung beetle races, track wild animals by clues left in scat, see how long it takes an elephant to poop their body weight, improve their #2 IQ in stool school, and meet a dinosaur dung detective.”)

The new wonder-jock does wonders for your sagging morale

The new wonder-jock enhances the size of the tackle

An uplifting experience ,that saves you from a near-debacle.

(An Australian company has produced the men’s equivalent of the Wonderbra.The Wondercup range of underwear is designed to enhance the apparent size of a man’s tackle.Aussiebum creator Sean Ashby told the Sydney Morning Herald: “It basically lifts, separates and extends.”)

The bubble in the lonely heart of Lola with a stubble

I am naughty Lola with a weeklong stubble

Not a run-of-the-mill goatied physicist’s double.

( A personal ad in the lonely hearts column)

Nilly is now willy

Windy Miller’s Uncle Guber is a naturist all-weather

With just a piece of plasticine in the regions nether.

(Windy Miller’s naturist uncle gave viewers a flash of his willy - during an ad for porridge.

Uncle Guber, a naturist, flashed his willy in an advert for Oatso Simple, reports the Mirror)